Five Finger Date

When you have a date with your five fingers.

He has a five finger date tonight.

by goothnux January 13, 2021

thee thee five

thee thee five is used when confused or loss of words.

excuse me… i don’t know… thee thee five

by 335.com July 20, 2022

Fives

The name of an absolute gigachad anyone with the name fives should be praised as a GOD and be able to do whatever he pleases. Gets literally any woman he wants. Gets ANYTHING he wants. And everybody loves him for it. (Also will eventually die a dramatic death)

Dude its Fives, we should bow.

by Gatrick June 11, 2021

hive five sandwich

A handjob but its with two people

I gave my brother a hive five sandwich

by IsaacOP April 18, 2018

wi-five

a wireless high-five

Let's wi-five!

by Summer Shan April 13, 2021

fist-to-five

fist-to-five

(noun or verb) : when you, instead of slapping "fives" you do a "fist bump" not to the other person's fist, but to their outstretched open-hand, awaiting "high-five"

I was surpised when my brother hit me with a fist-to-five when I won the lottery, tellin' me he was cool with it.

by Musicmanx December 14, 2010

Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011