Dylan

Dylan is the best human to ever exist, they'll make you feel happy all the time and never fail to make you extremely comfortable. They are the definition of perfection and can make a bad day instantly a great one just by talking to them. They are the funniest person ever and without fail put a smile on your face. They are also the most hot n sexy person in existence and will always be the hottest person in the room

omg there he is, the boi... dylan

by the biggest simp ever to exist December 24, 2021

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Dylan

A really sadistic person. Really.

Dylan: “Wow my friends just broke up. That’s so funny!”
Everyone else: “Bro”

by material gowrlll💅💅 December 27, 2021

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Horny Dylan

Sometimes you hear wolfs howling at night but sometimes its a Horny Dylan. They happen once in a blue moon sadly.

"Did you hear that Horny Dylan. It was very loud"

by Horny Giver December 27, 2021

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Dylan

(V) to jump a fence using only your hands, propelling the rest of your body over it

Made popular by TVs Dylan McKay on Beverly Hills, 90210

John just Dylaned the fence

by BIGSKUUB December 29, 2021

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Dylan Lavalle

A person who loves the word moist and every thing that is moist.

With how much you love moist things your name should be Dylan Lavalle!

by Gelizabeth March 10, 2022

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Dylan

Dylan has the smallest dick in the world. Literally, he has to use something to magnify it just to see it. Also, he is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet in your life. They are extremely gay and like all men. If you ever meet a dylan, shoot them.

Dylan is hella gay and he has no penis

by PHd professional name studier March 13, 2022

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