drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.
bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"
other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
by uncreative2 June 15, 2014
Get the drunk detectivemug. When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.
"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"
"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"
"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"
by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 10, 2014
Get the Fetus Drunkmug. A drunk is a LOUD OR still person
Alcoholic drunks have an inner mental loud voice of termoil in there silence that can not be expressed or shared verbally written or via telepathy it's usually expressed in personal anger or personal rage towards themselves in private. Alcoholic drunks depend on being drunk and are addicted to the feel of drunkenness. Alcoholics are the Still drunks
another drunk is called a free Drunk which is also called a freed drunk they are happy fun and energetic and basically conscious of they're limit without hangovers and or internal body or mental damage. Freed drunks never become addicted to drinking. Freed drunks are sometimes extra loud.
Alcoholic drunks have an inner mental loud voice of termoil in there silence that can not be expressed or shared verbally written or via telepathy it's usually expressed in personal anger or personal rage towards themselves in private. Alcoholic drunks depend on being drunk and are addicted to the feel of drunkenness. Alcoholics are the Still drunks
another drunk is called a free Drunk which is also called a freed drunk they are happy fun and energetic and basically conscious of they're limit without hangovers and or internal body or mental damage. Freed drunks never become addicted to drinking. Freed drunks are sometimes extra loud.
Ive never been 'a drunk'
I'm happy I'm a free drunk
with this new world order I am happy to be considered a freed drunk than an Alcoholic drunk
I'm happy I'm a free drunk
with this new world order I am happy to be considered a freed drunk than an Alcoholic drunk
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
Get the A drunkmug. To be fyn-drunk is when a person thinks he/she gets drunk after two beers but clearly hasn't been at a party in the surburbs.
1) "Gosh, I was sooooo drunk last night. My friends had to put me to bed at 8 p. m.."
"Was he/she drunk? I didn't notice"
2) "Was Jeppe drunk at the party last night?"
"No.. Or he was fyn-drunk you know.."
"Was he/she drunk? I didn't notice"
2) "Was Jeppe drunk at the party last night?"
"No.. Or he was fyn-drunk you know.."
by Crille November 7, 2013
Get the Fyn-Drunkmug. by boomtown2000 June 27, 2021
Get the drunk as a mullenmug. When you’ve smoked and maybe drank a lot and you feel like you’re there, but not actually there. You can see clearly, it’s just that you can’t stand without feeling like you’re head is spinning around
by Idkanymore1324 September 11, 2021
Get the trippy drunkmug. He was commode-hugging drunk last night.
by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010
Get the commode-hugging drunkmug.