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David

Typically people named David are smart, kind, and let’s not beat around the bush, they were raised right. For example while other guys in middle/high school may treat some girls like shit a use them, David is mature enough to treat a girl right and be some she can count on. Which obviously means he has a line of girls wanting to be his. David’s can also be badass, hot, and sexy, like when he plays basketball or really any sport it’s just 😫😫😫!!!! Not to mention his good looks, tall hight, and good sense of humor. Plus David isn’t afraid to have his own opinions and stick out from other people. He is supportive and will never judge you. So long story short, if you are David’s bff or gf, you better treat him right and be grateful that you even get to know him. Love you David <3
Girl 1: All the guys in our S.S suck…I mean except for David he is pretty chill

Girl 2: Yeah, he never really says much but around his friends outside of school I’m sure it’s a different story

Girl 1: Lol, Fr I want him so bad he is sooo perfect in every way 😫

Girl 2: You should totally ask him out, there aren’t many guys in our school yk who are in range of how great of a guy he is

Girl 1: You’re right, he is one of a kind
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DAVID-19

The illness spread from guys named David that causes them to have a very bad cough, anger issues and to hate guitar players named Eli. May also become terrible pickleball players as a result.
My buddy got DAVID-19. He is absolutely insufferable and won’t stop coughing!
by JimmyMac9 June 7, 2024
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david's confessions

A two person owned youtube channel and podcastewhere two girls go bye the name david talk about anything that comes on their mind like pop culture and social media on there youtube channel they play games like roblox which they are most known for and others like girlsgogames jeprody and others
I am gonna go watch david's confessions
by dog1645 January 16, 2022
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David Gorgidze

david gorgidze : gt63se is the best car in the world

person n1: nah dude you just gay fr
by davidhatern69 August 21, 2025
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David

A loser who acts annoying he is very slow and retarded he is a dork a loser and is autistic he's a faggot and nobody likes him
by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024
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David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.
by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 5, 2022
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