Cunt Desert

A place such as a city or town, where there is no chance of a man finding a partner for the night.

Liverpool is such as Cunt desert, let go find some pussy.

by bluekipper December 7, 2010

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durrie cunt

to ask someone if they would like a durrie(cigiarette).

bogan 1:aggh...(swig of beer)...durrie cunt?
bogan 2:yea cunt, cunt durrie.

by i wish to remain anonymous December 8, 2006

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Yarnell Cunt

The act of driving past past mansions on the golf course at midnight while yelling "Yarnell Cunts!"

You Yarnell fucking cunts!!! You bitches! Fuck You, you Yarnell cunts!!! Go to Hell! Fuck YOU!

by cuntbacon March 2, 2009

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An uncommon sex act where a man reaches in to a girls vagina while he already has his penis inserted and masturbates himself. Similar to the turfucken only generally more dangerous as a mans hand will usually be larger than a females. Requires that the woman be very dilated or the man be very forceful. Named after the Transylvanian porn star who was the first to use this move on film, Count Jackula aka Rod the Impaler.

Johnny had been reading the forbidden version of the kama sutra, and waited until he had already fisted Suzy a few times before attempting the cunt jackula. She didn't seem to mind him jacking himself off inside her, in fact she seemed a little bored. He tried to spice things up for the sake of their marriage but in the end she just didn't find him that attractive any longer.

by Agutuk March 6, 2009

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Cunt Rocket

A person who drives their car, truck or SUV, erratically through traffic at dangerous speeds in hopes to either; A. Reach a destination sooner than others or; B. Impress a 16 year old girl with half hazard vehicle control and lack of appreciation for any one's safety.

Hey look at that crappy little civic weaving through traffic, he almost clipped us!" " That kid is such a Cunt Rocket!

by it'sonlybusiness October 21, 2010

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