Whenever's clever

Acknowledgment that someone can do what makes them happy; a rhyming replacement for"whatever floats your boat" or "you do you". Used when making plan without a set time.

Semi-commonly used in Western Michigan.

"Drinks are on me. What time do you want to head to the bar?"

"Whenever's clever."

by MayoIsTheDevil August 17, 2022

Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs

When Edmond Elephant is clever.

Oh yes, Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs.

by Debskelly1985 March 16, 2023

The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Imus court street cleaner

A female licking a guys head that has a horseshoe hair cut.

OMG she’s giving him a Imus court street cleaner!

by Biggestfish69er April 14, 2024

pull a Grover Cleveland

to win a non-consecutive term, especially in a presidential setting

Pollsters speculate that Donald Trump may pull a Grover Cleveland in the 2024 presidential election.

by popeurban July 2, 2024

peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025