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Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it
Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake
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Christian

Christian isn't any type of girl, she's an angel sent from above. She's very beautiful with her beautiful brown eyes and her beautiful brown hair. All she needs to do is look at you to make you fall in love. No words explain the way she can make you feel. She brightens your day even if its the darkest day for you. She is a very strong woman. Book smart , caring, loving, and a beautiful soul overall. She's perfect in any guys eyes. I love her with my heart and soul and will always be by her side no matter the circumstances.
Marry Christian... I would.
by poooooooooooooooooooopie January 15, 2019
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Christian Incredibles

Internet memes using characters from the movie Pixar’s The Incredibles as a template for Christian topics (mostly featuring Mr. Incredible) on Instagram.
“Ah man, I am scrolling through Insta real hard right now, ah dang, not another Christian Incredibles meme!” The posts: *photo of Mr. Incredible posing and smiling* “Me proud that I dont stray away from God’s ever glowing light” “I prayed three times today, it’s not enough I cannot accept it” “ Touching myself in the name of the lord, DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME IN VAIN”
by I have no idea why stuff exist February 13, 2021
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christian choi

weirdo ..... who LOVES jina han cuz she is GREAT!
oh look! a "christian choi!"
*GrABS A SHOVEL*
*RUUUUN!*
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
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sarasota christian school

the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great
person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry
by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022
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Christian

The hottest guy you will ever meet his abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor and
looks. Christian is always there for a friend no matter what but he is also there to make about person laugh. His hair will always be on point and so will his looks and abs. Any girl is lucky just to have him look in her direction if he's yours you better keep
him because in bed (or anywhere) he will rock your world
Girl 1: (staring at Christian)

Girl 2: stop blushing.
by Dyoxxtoxph November 20, 2021
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