beat my tom tom

when spanking a girl named Liz's ass. To make it bounce/jiggle etc.

Brooks or Rougas spanking Liz rapidly like a drum. beat my tom tom

by Mr. Cheezzz June 2, 2008

beat it up and skeet it up

the act of hooking up with a chick to beat it up which then leads to the inevitable act of you busting a nut(skeet)

"Yo, did you hook up with _____ last night?"

"Man, you know how I do. I fucking beat it up and straight skeet it up!"

by David M. November 27, 2004

Murda on the beat so it's not nice

A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.

*Bum-bum-bum*
Murda on the beat so it's not nice

Listener: Jesus-tap-dancing christ!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 9, 2020

Back Alley Beat Off

The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.

My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!

by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017

beat j**mie day

a day when everyone can beat the shit out of a transphobe

carson: oh boy what day is it tomorrow!
evan: beat j**mie day!

by giouwu October 28, 2020

Beat it like Rocky Balboa

The act of masturbating for someone else while punching oneself in (and often) inside the vagina.

Hey bro, how did it go with that girl last night?

Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!

Dang bro, that's tight.

by Rocky Broboa December 16, 2011

Beat Zeph and Rigb day!

the day on september 28th you can beat rigb and zeph as much as you want!

Joe: its september 28th!
Rigb: no
Joe: its Beat Zeph and Rigb Day! you know what that means
Zeph: NO
Joe: beats rigb and zeph*

by XxzephandrigbbeaterxX September 26, 2021