A blonde with blue eyes who likes to mass text on her cell phone until she does an irish goodbye and goes to sleep after binge eating. Usually is hanging out with a Cynthia.
by manda918811 October 09, 2014
Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )
by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 26, 2018
Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.
John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.
John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.
by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 13, 2018
The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.
Akin to First Degree Murder
Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?
Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 07, 2020
When you drink too much and you get up and leave the party without saying a word. Your wife suddenly chases after you.
by Jmpatx March 12, 2021
by Wildo223 May 05, 2022
When a dude plans to get boned by another dude while getting completely wasted on a special occasion.
by Calaghan20 June 28, 2020