Wet Willy

While normal people say wet Willy is licking your finger and sticking it in their ear I am changing the definition to sucking/licking dick or a wet dick

James: Baby can I have a wet Willy?
Taylor: yes ofc

by Hanandbjslzbd March 22, 2021

Willy Boos

The little balls of fluff you find stuck to your sweater.

I washed my favorite sweater with detergent from Trader Joe's and now it's got Willy Boos all over it 😤

by CharliePants1 January 30, 2022

wankin the willy

beating your cock so much your sperm shoots out at 32mph onto your ceiling fan that sprays it around like the fucking 4th of july

Jeffery Epstein “Oh boy I’m gonna start wankin the willy to another underaged child”

The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”

by Bill Clinton Touched Me May 14, 2023

willy beamish

A whiny kid from his own Sega CD game.

The Adventures of Willy Beamish

by SuperKamptiA May 26, 2023

willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.

Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍

by sazzy jo June 2, 2017

sweat willy

like a wet willy - but wet your finger with your/your victim’s sweat instead of your spit.
preferably from somewhere gross like your balls or pits.

bro- remember when Sonny Bradley gave Emre Can a sweat willy at the match against Plymouth?

by snowdenwasright February 12, 2024

Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.

He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag

by Mpierre October 6, 2021