What the Monk

A replacement for "what the fuck" after a long night of D2ing it at Tophers

"What the monk is goin on, that guy is wearing Sorels in the monkin bar"

by MargandMir January 17, 2005

What the fox?

When seeing a fox in your neighbourhood -- only really applies to those living in London.

Abbreviation: WTFX

...and she was like gtfo so I told her to shut it...
What the fox?
What?
Dude over there
oshi- it's a fox, freaking vermin

by oDedz February 02, 2011

guess what

That Awesome Rap song you still probably haven't heard because of COVID.

Hey, have you heard 'Guess What'?

- What?

Guess What, that rap song by Russ.

-Who is Russ?

by CrackerTheJack April 08, 2021

What the Fandango

Another way of saying "What the Fuck"

She gave me a 96, WHAT THE FANDANGO!! I deserve a 99!!

by Smallzz92 May 01, 2008

That's what's up

That's what's good.

Person says: "Yo, I just got this/these hot new (shoes, job, CD, car, etc.) You say: "That's what's up!"

by Amber Ivy August 25, 2015

What the Lump

A term meaning Oh my gosh, and used by the Adventure Time character, Lumpy Space Princess

What the Lump Melissa, Brad's my boyfriend!!

by Lumpy Glob Princess March 16, 2017

FUCK THE WHAT

The proper counter response to "WHat the fuck." A way of telling those seedy bastards to mind their own fking business. Example ; Someone different walks by in such and such a way and people nearby exclaimeth "What the fuck!?%?" This person then calmy diffuses the akward social situation by responding thus..."Fuck the what." leaving the moronic peanut gallery of mediocrity behind...

"Fuck the what, man...."

by BANtheIFForever November 20, 2020