indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first

Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?

by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025

Turtle

Also spelled: Afghanistan, Afghanische, TŌRTŁĘ, AOAOOAOAO, yeetusyeetuscommitselfdeletus.
a n y t h I n g

se det är en fet slemmig sköldpadda som vissa vsco-tjejer vill knulla
turtle

by eggeddogged January 27, 2021

Turtle

Evan gg McGowan

Save the turtles aka Evan gg McGowan

by Turtle champ June 19, 2019

Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

by Mattameru April 16, 2015

alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip

we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart

by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024

Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.

Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.

by Anon41543 November 23, 2016

Awkward Turtle

Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up

Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*

by The 20 year old November 29, 2019