rusty cuffs

Red ring on wrist left after fisting a chick on her period.
Brown rusty rings are left from an anal fisting.

I fisted my chick last night, didn't know she was on her period and she gave me rusty cuffs.

by Meso H. June 17, 2012

rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.

After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.

by Scuzpunk April 6, 2017

Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.

"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"

by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022

Rusty Dusty

When a man is taking a shit and another man named marwan comes and sucks ur dick while u shit

I was working at Starbucks and my stomach hurt so I gave marwan 5$ and had a great rusty dusty

by marwan 6/72947 April 2, 2022

rusty wiley

The resulting crusty substance which tends to get embedded into carpet after an older gentleman gives a reach-around to a dog.

I know your grandfather was giving a reach-around to the family dog because this morning I stepped in the rusty wiley.

by slayerslayer August 15, 2011

Rusty Slide Whistle

The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.

"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"

by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019