Smug Asshole: Making other feel less as a person based on their lack of owning a Prius. To be a complete and utter douche bag.
Man 1: Hey man hows it going?
Man 2(smas-hole): Really? How's it going?!?! Well, my body fat is at 5%, my girlfriend is smokin hot and I just got a new tat on my shoulder- it's a lone wolf! So yeah, I'm good man.
Man 1: What a smas-hole!
Man 2(smas-hole): Really? How's it going?!?! Well, my body fat is at 5%, my girlfriend is smokin hot and I just got a new tat on my shoulder- it's a lone wolf! So yeah, I'm good man.
Man 1: What a smas-hole!
by TeamHotMess January 13, 2015

A-holes who are proud of the fact that their use of Android devices causes frustrating iPhone group chat issues. When called out, they defiantly bray about how they refuse to bow down to the Apple Gods and snicker at the iPhone sheeple in the group chat.
by Man Random March 4, 2021

by LUCAURMAMAM December 24, 2022

by Afub June 17, 2022

An spontaneous black hole. Florpus hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.
-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?
-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.
-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.
by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022

A place that is usually not highly recommended by the masses
Has broken windows and the beers on tap are flat and warm
Has broken windows and the beers on tap are flat and warm
by VinnieHaz February 25, 2023

Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
by SexPistol69:) September 3, 2017
