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Smas-hole

Smug Asshole: Making other feel less as a person based on their lack of owning a Prius. To be a complete and utter douche bag.
Man 1: Hey man hows it going?

Man 2(smas-hole): Really? How's it going?!?! Well, my body fat is at 5%, my girlfriend is smokin hot and I just got a new tat on my shoulder- it's a lone wolf! So yeah, I'm good man.

Man 1: What a smas-hole!
by TeamHotMess January 13, 2015
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Droid-Hole

A-holes who are proud of the fact that their use of Android devices causes frustrating iPhone group chat issues. When called out, they defiantly bray about how they refuse to bow down to the Apple Gods and snicker at the iPhone sheeple in the group chat.
Damn, Chuck ruins every group chat and thinks it's funny. He's such a Droid-Hole.
by Man Random March 4, 2021
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bootay hole

DAZMN that is one musty crusty bootay hole.
DUDE UR BOOTAY HOLE IS SO MOLDY .
by LUCAURMAMAM December 24, 2022
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Black Holing

When a girl is sucking your balls too much that it’s hurts .
Damn that girl was black holing the shit outta my balls and soul .
by Afub June 17, 2022
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florpus hole

An spontaneous black hole. Florpus hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.
-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?

-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.
by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022
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Dinge Hole

A place that is usually not highly recommended by the masses

Has broken windows and the beers on tap are flat and warm
“Do you want to go to the Valley?”
“No that place is a dinge hole”
by VinnieHaz February 25, 2023
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Pretzel hole

Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"
by SexPistol69:) September 3, 2017
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