When a chick cockblocks your bro from hanging out with you. Both guys must be heterosexual so it's not an actual "cockblock," unless both are homosexual, in which it is.
You: "Dude, lets go play frisbee!"
Bro: "Yeah, bro!
Chick: "Aw, baby come stay with me!"
Bro: "Alright, see ya later, dude."
You: "Aw, man, I just totally got bro-blocked!"
Bro: "Yeah, bro!
Chick: "Aw, baby come stay with me!"
Bro: "Alright, see ya later, dude."
You: "Aw, man, I just totally got bro-blocked!"
by JoshPatrickCody August 21, 2013
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Get the bro snow'd mug.An example is when AJ did not grind for his bro's, later because of bro karma a friend who was annoying him, mistakenly spilt bong water on him.
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Get the Bro WTF mug.A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.
“How was your date last night?”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
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I am looking for a job in Scottsdale, let me reach out to my saguarbro for some connections.
That saguarbro is wearing gloves and its 65 degrees outside.
Did you see that saguarbro that just walked into that office? I think I saw her at the club on Saturday.
The local coffee house was filled with saguarbros on their laptops.
That saguarbro is wearing gloves and its 65 degrees outside.
Did you see that saguarbro that just walked into that office? I think I saw her at the club on Saturday.
The local coffee house was filled with saguarbros on their laptops.
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'How was the family reunion?'
'It was good to see the cousins, but the Boomer Bros were out in full force'
'It was good to see the cousins, but the Boomer Bros were out in full force'
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