durrie cunt

to ask someone if they would like a durrie(cigiarette).

bogan 1:aggh...(swig of beer)...durrie cunt?
bogan 2:yea cunt, cunt durrie.

by i wish to remain anonymous December 8, 2006

Cunt Desert

A place such as a city or town, where there is no chance of a man finding a partner for the night.

Liverpool is such as Cunt desert, let go find some pussy.

by bluekipper December 7, 2010

Cunt Goat

a cunt is a whore. a goat is an animal. put it together.. whoreanimal.. :D get it. Cunt Goat

@SexJelena's Word is Cunt Goat she calls all her haters that. DON'T STEAL IT!

by Sasha Smith July 5, 2011

cunt jackula

An uncommon sex act where a man reaches in to a girls vagina while he already has his penis inserted and masturbates himself. Similar to the turfucken only generally more dangerous as a mans hand will usually be larger than a females. Requires that the woman be very dilated or the man be very forceful. Named after the Transylvanian porn star who was the first to use this move on film, Count Jackula aka Rod the Impaler.

Johnny had been reading the forbidden version of the kama sutra, and waited until he had already fisted Suzy a few times before attempting the cunt jackula. She didn't seem to mind him jacking himself off inside her, in fact she seemed a little bored. He tried to spice things up for the sake of their marriage but in the end she just didn't find him that attractive any longer.

by Agutuk March 6, 2009

Lazy cunt

A person who does nothing and gets away with everything.

The boy Nathan said to Ryan "you fucking lazy cunt!"

by UNKNOWN_AMERICA_NFL November 17, 2014

Cunt Rocket

A person who drives their car, truck or SUV, erratically through traffic at dangerous speeds in hopes to either; A. Reach a destination sooner than others or; B. Impress a 16 year old girl with half hazard vehicle control and lack of appreciation for any one's safety.

Hey look at that crappy little civic weaving through traffic, he almost clipped us!" " That kid is such a Cunt Rocket!

by it'sonlybusiness October 21, 2010

Rugby Cunt

Someone who plays for the any rugby team and goes around doing press ups in bars, downing snakebite and puking it back up into the cup.

Before these drinking sessions occur, a game of touch cup is played in a bar, in which members of the team wank over the fact they managed to bounce the a coin into a cup. whilst shouting phrases such as LAD and GEEZER at around 132 decibels.

Brian: You'll like this.. check this out.

(a lad downs half a pint of snakebite and gets a semi)

Tom: What a rugby cunt!

by Hater 1. March 17, 2011