by brileeisafuckwit February 23, 2017

“Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”
by Ferballs January 28, 2024

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
by John pipes March 5, 2024

Its basically just the russian version of tag, the kids play it all the time, especially while sipping their vodka juice boxes, and petting their pet polar bear, ye know the usual
unlike tag instead of getting ppl with their hands they use this toy thing called a revolver, and instead of chasing each other and tagging them they take the revolver, put this harmless thing called a bullet, and only 1 btw, then while pointing at themselves, or others, they spin the wheel inside to "decide" the fate of the one the gun err "toy" is pointing at and then they pull the trigger, anyway what happens next isnt important, all in all its a fun russian game especially for kids and only 1 in 6 people have died in the process, not a very big deal
unlike tag instead of getting ppl with their hands they use this toy thing called a revolver, and instead of chasing each other and tagging them they take the revolver, put this harmless thing called a bullet, and only 1 btw, then while pointing at themselves, or others, they spin the wheel inside to "decide" the fate of the one the gun err "toy" is pointing at and then they pull the trigger, anyway what happens next isnt important, all in all its a fun russian game especially for kids and only 1 in 6 people have died in the process, not a very big deal
Russian Dude: Hey kids, wanna play russian roulette? i have revolver toy only 1/6 death
American: HOLY SHIT I THOUGH GUNS WERE ONLY FOR SHOOTINGS
Russian: gun? ah no that toy, this is gun
*pulls out minigun*
American: bro what happened to the revolver
American: HOLY SHIT I THOUGH GUNS WERE ONLY FOR SHOOTINGS
Russian: gun? ah no that toy, this is gun
*pulls out minigun*
American: bro what happened to the revolver
by rick.astley69@gmail.com May 13, 2022

by hahaahahahahahhaahahhahahaahah February 22, 2022

When some one sits on a bottle of vodka and does a hand stand in an attempt to get drunk faster than they would by drinking it.
by Big_Dictionary October 13, 2022

by RedsQueeny October 6, 2022
