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David

A piece of shit teacher whos annoying and who can't even say a normal sentence
-who is your least favorite teacher
-David delgado
by Roblox kid 69 April 5, 2022
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David

Someone who has never tried making another figure in a factory
Omg, you're such a David!
by PuggyBee December 14, 2019
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David Withrow

A true friend who will be there for you till the end. Sure sometimes there will be a fight between you and this person, but deep down inside this person truly does care for you. This is a person that will give you car rides home as well as any other favor for you (sexual, but not all the time). Towards the end of the day you will not be able to not think about this guy due to all the nice things he has done and the memories that will last a lifetime.
by thatguy8711 May 29, 2020
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David the finesser

If this word is used that means you're about to get finessed really bad or that you already got finessed by a David.
" OH shit hide David the finesser is about to finesse someone realike quick"
by You're daughter favorite daddy January 28, 2017
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David Sonikkboom yang

Hey panda how did you get so good in riding? From David Sonikkboom yang!
by Sonikkboomin August 20, 2024
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David

A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!

A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.

A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
O have you seen David?

- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!

We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
by Roligarunk.dinmamm04@gmail.com November 23, 2021
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