60's spiderman

a shitty ass tv show with a shitty ass meme and the world greatest opening ever

friend "hey have you seen 60's spiderman"
me"is he strong listen bud he's got radioactive blood"

by Gay traps(lolis for life) September 7, 2017

dangerous sexy spiderman

Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.

I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles February 10, 2018

The Golden Spider

This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...

Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...

by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018

Uncle Naked Spiderman

A gay rapper just trying to make it in something.

Dude Uncle Naked Spiderman just featured on Viagra

by TheKeeperrrr August 27, 2019

Pull A Spiderman

When you're on top of your girl getting your strokes in, you do a pose that looks like Spider-Man crawling. Right when you're about to nut, you pull out, shout, "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! GO, WEB, GO!", and sling that nut in her face.

(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)

Johnny wanted Katie to always remember him. So he decided to "pull a Spiderman" on her the first time they made love.

by A Little Puerto Rican Boy May 16, 2020

Kill a spider

Euphemism for defecating

I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"

by Hammertime20 July 16, 2020

best boy spider

A phrase to describe a strawberry roan horse. Who behaves like an angel and is an absolute legend. Such a horse should be treated like the king he is.

Best boy spider won today

by Spidersno1fan December 14, 2020