The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.
Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
by sociologistjosh March 30, 2019
Get the Shit Sprintmug. v. When someone believes he/she is displaying hegemony in a situation but ultimately fails miserably.
John guaranteed me he was gonna score tonight but ended up in his room wanking it. Totally shit the lark.
by STL king March 1, 2009
Get the Shit the Larkmug. The foul gas that emanates from ones anus thus having a certain shit waft.
'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.
'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.
One could say "What is that dreadful smell? It smells like 'shit gas'.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.
by p_levo January 6, 2016
Get the shit gasmug. An exclamation of disapproval
by Chachi October 13, 2004
Get the Shit-Tartsmug. Anybody who is kind of an asshole. You want to burn them and acknowledge that they are nothing more than fecal matter to you simultaneously.
Use your turning signal you fucking shit-chimney!!!
Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.
Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.
by DinnerRabbits October 8, 2017
Get the Shit-chimneymug. When someone tries to explain a bad situation, and eases you into it to make it easier to swallow..its a shit onion. Layers and layers of shit, the more you hear, the worse it gets.
by MarleyDog April 1, 2016
Get the Shit Onionmug. Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.
by Tjimå February 28, 2022
Get the To shit on the floormug.