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mustard dick slap 

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
mustard dick slap by Jako Kot February 11, 2008
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booty slap

To slap a person in the face with your big butt.
" I went to the strip club and got booty slapped" - What really happened is this person had their face so close to the strippers ass, that she was able to slap him with her big butt cheeks. Like a boob slap but with the butt cheeks instead.
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National Slap an Ass Day 

Every April 11th you can slap that one girl wit dat nice booty’s ass. Only on this day can there be no consequences.
Damn bro, she got a FINE ass.

Aye, it’s April 11th. National Slap an Ass Day. Remember?

(God’s Plan plays in background)

gonzo slap 

etymology : (1) gonzo - origin unknown (2) slap - Middle English slop, from Middle Dutch; akin to Middle Dutch slippen to slip

definition : an assault on a close friend or acquaintance which requires the antagonist to masturbate, then lick his or her palm, and complete the maneuver by slapping said colleague across either cheek of the face open handed
I heard Dave put a serious gonzo slap on Steve after he stole his jacket. There's a handprint and everything.
gonzo slap by The Gonz September 19, 2004
When a women slaps a mans face with the wet lips of her vigina. Thus making a slapping sound.
I got wet slapped for being naught under the sheets.
Wet Slap by irusthevirus December 15, 2008

russain slap

When person falls asleep you nut on their face, then wake them up with a few slaps of the cock.
I came home late one night to see my girlfriend sleeping. So i russian slapped her to wake her up.
russain slap by Andrew urban September 27, 2004

Whiskey Slap 

A party game:
Step 1: You get some whiskey
Step 2: You find a partner
Step 3: You take a shot
Step 4: Just as you drink the whiskey, your partner slaps you across the face
Step 5: You hug your partner
Step 6: Repeat steps 1-5, switching roles
Step 7: YOU HAVE THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!

(As seen in the movie "Beside Still Waters")
- Let's play Whiskey Slap!
- No, you never slap me hard enough.
- Oh, oh... I'm so sorry.

"What's a Whiskey Slap?"
- Henry
Whiskey Slap by WHISKEYSLAP May 9, 2014