September 14th

The day the finest girls in the world were born. But be careful, they are feisty. Also very artistic, poetic, and great at the arts.

I wonder what she’s like?

Damn she’s fine, must’ve been born on September 14th.

by starxsluv July 8, 2022

Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

September 2

Usually a bearded man who loves to do graffiti. He spends most of his time trying to do everything for his girlfriend. 6 minutes and 18 seconds.

Wow ur birthday is September 2 . you poop 6 minutes and 18 seconds!

by Orė-shwæx December 15, 2021

September 7th

Post your fine ass girlfriend day (no exceptions)

Girl: Baby it's September 7thhhh!!

boy: and...?
Girl: It's post your girlfriend day :))

by rose <33 September 7, 2022

September 1st

The day you are MANDATED to send a booty pic to your crush, bf/gf, fwb, sneaky link, etc.

Hey! It's September 1st! Who are you sending booty pics to?

by boujibanks September 1, 2021

September 8

National bless your boyfriend with a blowjob day, its September 8 so make your boyfriend happy and give him a blowjob!

Its September 8, blow your boyfriend!

by mmm___mm September 8, 2024

September 29

September 29 th is the day you send Skylar Stinnett a gift for her birthday

“Omg dude it’s September 29th”
“Ok and?”
“Did you send Skylar a gift”

by September 29th July 27, 2021