Sam

A bitch.

Look at that Sam!
Dont call him sammy!

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

sam grasso

works at bunnings

Tradie: im gonna go to bunnings to get tools

Person: ha youre sam grasso

by noonga2minda November 6, 2019

Evan Sam

Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.

Evan Sam is brown and friendly

by idk i like dick tionary August 24, 2022

Sam

A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off

Damn that guy is a Sam

by Sexy god of 69 September 15, 2020

Sam

The handsomest boy in the whole world that I will never stop loving

I don’t deserve Sam because he’s too perfect
Sam is my future husband

by Myherba June 22, 2023

Sam

An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.

“That new kid is such a Sam”
“Yes, i’ve heard he couldn’t do anything but play fortnite,”

by aowjehd September 1, 2022

Sam

Throughout the entire universe, Sam is just simply the best. Sam is a really funny guy, and really musically talented. Sam is the guy you just want to be around all the time and he makes you feel at peace. When speaking to a Sam, you feel understood and can have some really meaningful conversations, he also has a tendency to make some pretty interesting sounds . It's easy to catch feelings for a Sam, and once you do, it will consume you, in the best way possible. People called Sam might sometimes have weird food likings such as eating cereal at 2am or eating plain bagels for fun, 2 chocolate coins are enough to send Sam on a sugar rush, but that just makes Sam, Sam. Any person who is lucky enough to be in orbit with a Sam, should know how lucky they are. Anything that Sam will say at all, is just automatically cool. Sam is a pretty handsome dude, and he is someone you want to keep in your life forever. Sam is great, Sam is life, Sam is Sam.

Sam: 'I once got hypothermia in summer!'
Me: 'WOW THATS SO COOOOOL!!!'

by No1HiccupBurp January 8, 2025