Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021

rusty brin

—noun
An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts swamp water and vodka with a large dash of cinnamon.

"I brought that bucket of swamp water you wanted."
"Good, now we can make Rusty Brins all night."

by PNGuinMan June 10, 2018

rusty venture

When you jerk-off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

He was watching porn and stroking so long he gave himself a rusty venture.

by Brock Ness Monster November 25, 2010

Rusty Dollar

A dollars worth in change.

Shit man I'm broke, all I have is this rusty dollar in my pocket.

by OGRE25 November 23, 2011

Rusty Tant

Noun: a tant with a rusty brown hue compared to the rest of the surrounding genital skin.

Adjective: That fucker had a rusty tant

by Rancidcheeto June 22, 2024

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010