pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

by pasvoulu September 8, 2018

backfire-poop

Refers to where you are unknowingly expelling a "separated pair" of stumpy poop-logs (rather than just a "standard" one-piece turd of considerable length) with a sizable "gap" of pressurized methane in between them; the result is an explosive whooshy bang partway though the dump that echoes hollowly in the toilet-bowl and is amplified/intensified by said bowl, just like the sounding-board of a drum or stringed instrument.

A backfire-poop can be highly embarrassing for the pooper if others are within earshot at the time. Some guys, however, are actually proud of making these "impressive" anal indiscretions, since it proves that they only produce "manly-sized" turds which "seal in the combustion", with no blow-by from a minuscule-diameter poop-log's allowing the gas to wastefully/splutteringly seep past the emerging turd in a much-less-spectacular noise-display.

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm

I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020

Poop check

When you roughly shove two of your fingers into the anus of another individual, its a game of who can scream the loudest.

"Demi totally got poop checked this morning, she fucking screamed"

by pornhub2000 April 2, 2019

poop sleuth

A person who always smells shit but can never seem to find the source.

Betty was too busy being a poop sleuth that she didn't even realize it was her own funk she was smelling.

by Narcolovely June 2, 2018

Poop Shame

The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.

Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018