Simply put, poop particles are the molecules that your poop is made of. There is a belief (that is not mainstream) that after pooping into your toilet, it's important that you flush it quickly because poop particles are constantly being emitted from your poop the moment it leaves your body. The belief is that if these particles can drift through the air and land on things like your toothbrushes, hair brushes, etc, which taints them.
You better flush that shit as soon as it drops in order to keep the poop particles from contaminating your property!
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When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
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"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
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