Birth Poop

Painful poop as if you were giving birth.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home

The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!

by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023

Poop snakin

On a mission to go eat some ass

Bro, I went poop snakin last weekend and it was bomb af.

by SlonchDaddy October 19, 2019

poop shanagle

1. A small piece of shit dangling off you butthole hairs

2. a major douschbag

3. someone who gets and the way, or is as significant to you as a piece of shit trapped in the hairs of your ass

1. Big Papa Jonny: i had the worst poop shanagle hanging off my ass last week and when i sat down it itched like a bitch

Spencer: that sucks a huge amount
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2. Nikki Grube: HEY spencer

Spencer:get away you ugly fag-lishous poop shanagle

by spencee mageee October 25, 2007

Poop skid

Tiny pieces of shit coming out of your ass and leaving skid marks inside of your toilet.

Dude I just took a shit and left a poop skid in the toilet.

by Sabresfan11 January 6, 2011

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

backfire-poop

Refers to where you are unknowingly expelling a "separated pair" of stumpy poop-logs (rather than just a "standard" one-piece turd of considerable length) with a sizable "gap" of pressurized methane in between them; the result is an explosive whooshy bang partway though the dump that echoes hollowly in the toilet-bowl and is amplified/intensified by said bowl, just like the sounding-board of a drum or stringed instrument.

A backfire-poop can be highly embarrassing for the pooper if others are within earshot at the time. Some guys, however, are actually proud of making these "impressive" anal indiscretions, since it proves that they only produce "manly-sized" turds which "seal in the combustion", with no blow-by from a minuscule-diameter poop-log's allowing the gas to wastefully/splutteringly seep past the emerging turd in a much-less-spectacular noise-display.

by QuacksO September 28, 2018