general pants junkie

Someone who compulsively shops at General Pants Co., and are under the impression that they are indie, while in true fact they are indie posers.

general pants junkies make it hard to identify indie posers from real indies.

by Supaiman525 January 25, 2011

poop in my pants

often used by cool kids to say FUCK MY LIFE. they switch it up. sometimes shortened to just PIMP.

Bob: Gahh did you fail your bio test too?
quainTON: yess! poop in my pants!

by teefeld! May 11, 2009

tight pants mafia

1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.

2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.

1) his crew rolls with jeff's tight pants mafia.

2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.

by lol123 June 11, 2006

I R Pant!

A phrase used to draw attention to the fact that you are a pair of pants.

See also CTRL+ALT+DEL, Chef Brian

I R Pant!
Marshmallow rainbow supreme!

by omegabyte December 10, 2004

big pants

To use one's size, authority, or power to impose their interests or wishes on someone.

Employee- "Can I have a raise?"

Boss - "No, you should be happy you have a job."

Co-Worker - "You straight-up gotz big pants'd."

by The Robster May 4, 2007

Wet-Pants-Republican

Someone who used to be liberal, but was scared shitless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything Muslim, Arab, foreign, French, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.

Chris: "That Dennis Miller used to be so cool and laid back. I used to like it when he went after politicians' hypocracy and bullshit."

Edie: "Yeah, I know what you mean, you always see him on some Fox Channel show, now. He's turned into such a Wet-Pants-Republican."

by CongaChile October 30, 2011

Squirrels in my pants

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022