The Jack-o-lantern

The process of shoving a flashlight, the brighter the better, into a female's vagina. Once the flashlight is inserted correctly the flashlight is tunred on. This will create a Jack-o-lantern effect. This can also be done with a strobe light for a different effect.

My girlfriend and I were so drunk and horny after the halloween party, so I decided to give her the Jack-o-lantern

by HDpanhead1891 November 11, 2010

Post O Disgust

The withering of any desire to snuggle cuddle or show any relationship-type emotion after one hooks up with a chick

-Damn... Hooked up with a Colombian last night .. Super hot
-Was it good??
-Yah.;.But she wanted to snuggle n shit and shit but I had "Post O Disgust"

by Pharohgq July 2, 2014

sex-o-gram

When someone gets a call from their parents, and their friends start making sex noises in the backround.

Mark- Hi Grandpa!
Stacy- Fuck me mark!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhh uhhuhuhuh!!! I'm Cumming!
Mark's Grandpa- What is that!?
Mark- My friend just gave you a sex-o-gram.

by MisterFlippers November 8, 2014

O-sack-pophobia

A dangerous mental condition that quarterbacks in the NFL suffer from, especially those such as Tony Romo when they know they are about to get owned by dangerous players like Brian Orakpo of the Washington Redskins.

Omg, did you see Tony Romo and his O-sack-pophobia that led to the interception by DeAngelo Hall? Then all of a sudden, Santana Moss caught the ball from Jason Campbell and the Redskins won the game.

by Redskins_Own November 19, 2009

bag o' fifties

A paper sack wif a lotta money innit.
They ain't Benjamins, but two-for-one they spend the same.

Reference from the movie 'Jackie Brown'. Now don't tell me
you ain't fucked Pam Grier in yo' sleep That bitch stab you in
da back; she don't like you, pencil-dick fool.

CASHIER : "What you want, man?"
GUNMAN: "A BAG O' FIFTIES'll do fine. Now shuttup and open
the drawer."

by Cholo Hellamongo October 16, 2006

Dome-O-Phobia

Fear of all types of blowjobs because of one or more unpleasant experience(s) during oral sex.

Guy 1: Holy shit, ever since Amy treated my dick like a T-Bone Steak, I've been struck with a serious case of Dome-O-Phobia.

Guy 2: Word?

by T-Sp00n January 16, 2007

port-o-potty

One of the best features of any construction site. They are mainly used as a portable restroom for workers, but after dark they have alot more uses. One can run up to them and tip them over in an activity called port-o-tipping. Fireworks can be lit inside of them, in hopes that it won't catch fire, and they can also be ridden down large grassy hills. They usually smell like shit and are crawling with disease.

Hellraiser 1: Dude, there's a port-o-potty. You know the drill!

Hellraiser 2: I know, tip it, toss in a few Black Cats, and get the fuck outta there!

by TZR July 6, 2005