Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.

My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.

by Certified Downy April 22, 2017

Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart

Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"

by nipplenibble February 18, 2011

nut knots

When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.

Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?

Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.

by Kronen V May 7, 2010

Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

by Ants on a log May 15, 2019

Grape Nuts

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

nut cuffs

The psychological state of being pussy whipped for which a man is restrained from any man type business because his women has his nuts locked down. A man with no balls is predisposed to this condition and probably likes it.

"Joe can't hang out because his nut cuffs are on too tight."

by Half Time June 16, 2014

nut slip

The inadvertent exposure of ones testicle or testicles while performing some activity. The male version of the female nip slip.

Look at old man River over on the incline bench with his balls out. Yep, thats a full nut slip.

by mikmack December 15, 2014