BMI of 19-22, Jeans, shirt, fluffy boots, oversized brand-name sunglasses. Environmentalist, slightly hipster. 97% of them are blonde (natural or dye). Dislikes rap, rock. Usually at starbucks or holding some coffee. Everyone is a creep to her; except hot studs or rich guys. Frequently uses the phrase "I'm not racist but..." Owns a facebook and twitter account, intentionally posts vacation bikini pics. Won't do anal but has given several blowjobs @coachella. Heavy hashtag user. Usually in groups of other standard bitches. Has at least applied to college. Generous amount of duckfaces in her photos. Only drinks wine or liquors, no beer. Drives a car or SUV, no truck.
Friend: Hey, let's invite that girl to the pool party.
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
by The-Handle July 23, 2014
Get the standard bitch mug.Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.
"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"
"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."
"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."
by ckerr16 April 23, 2008
Get the bitch-features mug.My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.
I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....
by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017
Get the Cancer Is A Bitch mug.noun; the arguement/disagreement and/or 'battle of will' between a guy and a girl, that ends up leading one or the other to want and lust for their partner.
Usually by saying things that aren't necessarily true, like admitting your wrong when your right, like setting up a pawn on the chess table. If you make the right strategic metaphorical moves, you'll end up saying "Check Mate Baby"
Bitch Chess is done via txt msgs the majority of the time.
Usually by saying things that aren't necessarily true, like admitting your wrong when your right, like setting up a pawn on the chess table. If you make the right strategic metaphorical moves, you'll end up saying "Check Mate Baby"
Bitch Chess is done via txt msgs the majority of the time.
girl:"I dont know if i want you to come over my house, my parents are home and i have alot of home work to do..."
guy:"Oh, thats ok, I can help you with your home work if you want or we can hang out some other time"
girl:"Ok, well actually why dont you just wait until i finish my homework, then i could stop by your place?"
guy:"Yeah, sure you can"
Check Mate.
girl:"Your such a fucking asshole you'll never change. Your the sorriest piece of shit i have ever seen"
guy:"Yeah? well screw you too bitch. I dont need your shit anyways."
girl:"Hahaha yeah right, You know your gonna miss this ass. Your pathetic. It's sad"
guy:"Yeah whatever, look leave me alone, i don't want shit to do with you, or your ass. Maybe when you can grow up and not act to immature we can talk again.."
3 WEEKS LATER
girl:"Hey, how have you been?"
guy:"pretty good how about you?
girl:"I've been ok. I was just seein if you wanted to hang out or something..."
guy:"Sure what do you wanna do?"
girl:"Idk, care if i come over in a little bit?"
guy:"Sure, if you would like to."
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guy2:"You still playin Bitch Chess with that one girl?
guy:"Yeah the final pawn fell into place earlier today lol."
guy2:"My manz."
Check Mate
guy:"Oh, thats ok, I can help you with your home work if you want or we can hang out some other time"
girl:"Ok, well actually why dont you just wait until i finish my homework, then i could stop by your place?"
guy:"Yeah, sure you can"
Check Mate.
girl:"Your such a fucking asshole you'll never change. Your the sorriest piece of shit i have ever seen"
guy:"Yeah? well screw you too bitch. I dont need your shit anyways."
girl:"Hahaha yeah right, You know your gonna miss this ass. Your pathetic. It's sad"
guy:"Yeah whatever, look leave me alone, i don't want shit to do with you, or your ass. Maybe when you can grow up and not act to immature we can talk again.."
3 WEEKS LATER
girl:"Hey, how have you been?"
guy:"pretty good how about you?
girl:"I've been ok. I was just seein if you wanted to hang out or something..."
guy:"Sure what do you wanna do?"
girl:"Idk, care if i come over in a little bit?"
guy:"Sure, if you would like to."
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guy2:"You still playin Bitch Chess with that one girl?
guy:"Yeah the final pawn fell into place earlier today lol."
guy2:"My manz."
Check Mate
by GFrock Da GenIuS February 5, 2010
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by kittycatloverforever22 December 3, 2019
Get the Amen Bitch mug.a person that constantly bitches about music that they don't like and is so arrogant/bigoted that they don't care to mention or acknowledge that the music they like is (also) considered shit or not very popular. An example would be someone that listens to hardcore bitching about metal.
by some-random guy November 17, 2009
Get the musical bitch mug.He’s better then a bad bitch, he’s the baddester bitch. Nicholas is the baddester bitch and I’d smash 10/10
“Damn he’s the baddester bitch, we can’t even compare. Like he could get any and every girl if he wanted”
by Tanica May 1, 2020
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