front neck

The art of poking someone or jabbing someone in the front of the neck, generally causing the person to get angry, or to "fat neck" you. (Fat necking is the art of smacking someone in the back of the neck to cause pain).

LOL, you just got front necked.

by Dounk February 8, 2017

Bench Neck

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.

Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!

by Bench Neck November 22, 2021

Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021

crusty owl neck

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

by Crustyneck December 4, 2020

Neck Cooter

The flaps of skin from an persons neck which resembles the female vulva.

Donald Trump's neck cooter is looking like the Arby's Big Montana lately

by Laffocakes December 7, 2020

Blow your neck out

To face fuck someone so good they cant swallow or close their jaw for a few days.
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw

I am going to blow your neck out tonight cuh.

by Blowing back out December 7, 2020

Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck

“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”

by Evansturkey December 14, 2020