Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.
by QuacksO November 16, 2022
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Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
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Matthew means yes no maybe so
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Get the matthew mug.A literal angel, he is most likely good looking and good at either sports, music, being smart or all three. He is very polite and very friendly. You should definitely get at least 1 Matthew in your life.
by DamnthatmonopolyAI June 1, 2021
Get the Matthew mug.Matthew means gift from god,matthews go though the most but they are strong you won't ever see them cry.They don't get angry a lot but when he does he whoops ass.He has an outer layer that bullets bounce off but underneath he is as soft as grease and loves with all his heart.They are funny charming and damn good looking.He keeps himself to himself and doesn't try to get every girl even though they all want him.He knows how to treat women correctly and only gives his time to someone he truly likes as he will not waste his and hers time.If you treat him good he will treat you better but cross him and he will show you nasty side even if it hurts him too do so. if you have a Matthew don't let him go.
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