March 19

The day satan's spawn was born.

I was born on March 19th.
No way, same!

by MarsBars6277 December 10, 2021

Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.

A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."

by potatoman- August 31, 2025

March 14th

The day that Krabs fries!

March 14th. Wait, that isn't right! It should say "the day that Krabs Fries!"

by Rbenis April 23, 2021

4th March

A day for all the small bitches walahi

Ah yo it’s yo birthday today you a small biatch
Being Defined as small 4th march

by YoGrandmasCrack March 3, 2022

March 16

Prank your sibling day!

To get back at your siblings on March 16.

by Number1! March 16, 2022

Marching Band

A marching band is the group of kids that are a little late on trends. You often see them either hanging out in the various band areas or making weird noises down the hall. These kids can best be described as, every middle school boy.

Wow that marching band was something.

by Sincerely, a band kid September 13, 2022

March 7th

National kiss a Nic day specifically a Nic who likes anime and gets no bitches. Usually supposed to be everyday but today is special. Regardless of Gender male, female, some bitches its the day to kiss a Nic. No excuses show the love because like mentioned before he gets no bitches and has no social skills leading to him being a loner who is deprived of affection.

"WHY DID YOU KISS HIM"
"Its Nic and its March 7th"
"Understandable have a great day"

by EternalSonder March 7, 2022