a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
Get the rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chickenmug. by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!mug. The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
Get the you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its legmug. guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 30, 2006
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!mug. Someone who acts hard around people who make them feel safe and starts drama with hopes somebody will protect him/her
by WiddleBirch May 13, 2023
Get the Knee hiding pant leg tuggermug. When you've been scrolling on your phone for so long that the toilet seat has made your legs go numb.
by Goat balls February 14, 2025
Get the scrollers legmug. by Wall·e September 5, 2022
Get the Maddie Long Legsmug.