a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
Get the rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken mug.by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! mug.The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
Get the you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg mug.guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 30, 2006
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! mug.A phrase used to describe someone who struggles with buoyancy while scuba diving and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the trim of a normal diver; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with bicycling.
by JJsaysno. December 9, 2022
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by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025
Get the One legged but kicking contest mug.Permanent Stanky Leg (Hip dysplasia) is an abnormality of the hip joint where the socket portion does not fully cover the ball portion, resulting in an increased risk for joint dislocation.1 Hip dysplasia may occur at birth or develop in early life.1 Regardless, it does not typically produce symptoms in babies less than a year old.
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