a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
Get the rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chickenmug. by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!mug. The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
Get the you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its legmug. guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 30, 2006
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!mug. Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)
"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."
"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."
"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."
by Mother of Tacos June 30, 2017
Get the leg loanmug. A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.
"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".
by Olliepop October 26, 2012
Get the Angry Bird Legsmug. 