a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
Get the rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken mug.by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! mug.The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
Get the you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg mug.guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 30, 2006
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
Get the These dumbasses think my left leg accidents is what I... mug.Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024
Get the Seen better legs on a coffee table mug.When proving two right triangles congruent, is when both have a congruent corresponding leg and hypotenuse. Also referred to as the ASS (or SSA) thereom.
"Did you hear? Peter got detention for calling the hypotenuse leg thereom the ASS thereom."
"Good, Peter's a fucking nerd"
"Good, Peter's a fucking nerd"
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