James Bond

Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.

Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?

Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?

Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.

by rswamy February 8, 2022

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James Charles

Everyone's worst nightmare

Me: Mom their's a Man standing our driveway
Mom: OK i will take care of this
Mom opens door and see's James Charles with so much makeup and says hey sisters
Mom AND ME: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jame Charles: HEY SISTERS
Mom: DIES
ME: DIES

by TheAtlantean October 1, 2020

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James Hancox

Musician, one half of the Hip-hop comedy duo Abandoman

James Hancox of Abandoman has lovely hair.

by Abandomanic May 23, 2011

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james benson

A special type of species, he will steal your girl no matter what and always one up you. James benson's are the smartest breed of humans

That james benson just stole my girl!?

by nibbaonthetrigger February 22, 2021

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James Charles

The one person that will get you gay on the first day of work as a waiter

Me: Hello, what do you want today
James Charles: I want that D ; )))))
Me: Sir, that is not one of the foods that are on the menu
James Charles: I know
Me: Oh shit

Tati: I'm about to end this man's whole career

by GoodGoosey May 12, 2019

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