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japolac

Used when refering to a male with an insanely small penis.
Johnny is a Japoloc because his penis is about 3 inches long...You should see it when it's cold!
by Deleena24 April 8, 2003
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Japono

1. Canadian with a superioity complex, mon.

2. Thinking that one is superior because they are from the great white north, mon.
That guy is such a japono, i.e. douche waffle.
by Wreckless December 9, 2003
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Japhthor

A deep, thoughtful, cerebral, broodingly powerful personality.

Roots:

PHTHOR (thör), form of English noun phthore, -ine, old name for element fluorine; derived from Greek phtheiro, destruction. 1. Armageddon, Götterdämmerung, Ragnarok. 2. A chthonic god.
--SECTOR CYCLOPAEDIA, �426 (From the Novel Phthor by Piers Anthony)

THOR (thör) The Norse God of Thunder/Lightning.
Wow, Japhthor, that's deep, man. Have a cigar.
by Japhthor al Chil May 9, 2005
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japala

A, could-be, character name in any MMORPG (where the 'Paladin'-class is available) of a Paladin-class-character (often abbreviated as 'pala' (especially in WoW)) played by a japanese person.
japala begins to cast Consecration
by chauney May 17, 2006
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japanese run

someone who pretends like he/ she is running but actually doing the japanese geisha walk. Usually done by pseudo-serious triathletes.
Amando was shouting at me to leave him alone because he was trying to focus and win the biathlon; I hope he wins with his japanese run.
by flip guy June 14, 2010
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Japanese Whirlybird

When a Japanese girl does a helicopter while vomiting all over the guy.
Dinner was good, but later that night she gave me the Japanese Whirlybird and seeing the dinner again kind of ruined the night.
by 3h March 10, 2011
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Japocalypse

A term for the combined disasters of earthquakes, tsunamis, and nuclear meltdowns occuring in Japan in March 2011. It's a portmanteau using the words Japan and apocalypse.
What's the latest news on the Japocalypse?
by Jayzone21 April 1, 2011
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