Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 27, 2022
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human bacon

Jesus Christ!!! That’s a lot of human bacon
by Obamas left hand December 29, 2020
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high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"
by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024
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Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.
Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.
by spacehead74 September 15, 2020
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Sub-human

Anyone who is a member of the LGBT community.
That sub-human piece of garbage ruined the day with its whining.
by Crusader_001 February 19, 2024
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Meta-Human

A particular type of person who believes and lives by humanity and is not ready or incapable of moving on to new worlds future of a Meta-Verse and newer technologies..
Meta-Human (adj) Farmer Joe is a Meta-Human. We are Just beginning to work our way out of the MetaHuman world.
by GuysWord December 04, 2021
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Human like animal

The animal characters found in shows that are human like and aren’t furries because they are characters for kids not dressed as animals just talking animals
The Human like animals are characters in cartoons to appeal to kids
by The decipher March 23, 2021
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