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The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.
by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022
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Human

At the end of the day, both groups of you are the human race, the only race there is, and the only race that should ever get called a race, but realistically they're not your people and you're not theirs. That's where the hard part of getting along comes in, especially when you're both right about something (or someone). Or when you're both wrong about something (or someone).
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021
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humaning

the that human is humaning another human
by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 6, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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a lost of humans

The collection name for a group of humans.
Similar to a herd of goats, a school of fish, a murder of crows, there is a lost of humans.
by ShackleBuster May 6, 2022
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Human Pinata

A human pinata is like a regular pinata except instead of bashing a nonliving pinata with a stick, you bash a human with a stick over and over again. Just like when candy pops out, you succeed by making guts and blood pop out. If the human dies, you know you did it correctly.
Viva de Human Pinata! Yay!!!
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human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.
The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.
by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022
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