why the goat?

because the lamb has already been slain, and their are alot of goats.

sooooo. why the goat? because i dont know how to ask for forgiveness.

by AlliedApe October 27, 2021

Goated

That boy named Bobby

Bobby is to goated

by Gugffff October 27, 2021

Goat

Goat, Aka Playboi Carti

"Yo have you heard the goat's new album?"
"Who is the goat?"
"Carti dumbass"

by Let me honk your horns pls October 30, 2021

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear July 31, 2021

throat goat syndrome

someone that gives the best oral head in the world.

Hi Jake! , I just found out I have throat goat syndrome, wanna find out?

by Sickonegro February 14, 2022

Goated

Any individual who identifies by the name of marcus, usually a brown skinned curly hair individual who constantly laughs.

Marcus is so goated I swear to god.

by Marcuiis February 15, 2022