February 27th

National soulmates day

You will meet your soulmate on February 27th

by sheeeeeeeshhhhhhh May 4, 2021

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

February 9

National slap ass day!!

Hey baby!! It’s is February 9!!

by coolguy16383 February 8, 2023

February 9

The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.

My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly

by Mommymilker345 November 24, 2021

February 14

Valentine’s day. The day you have no plans at all. zero. you are all alone on february 14th.

Friend: do you have plans on february 14th?
You: No
Friend: L ratio + bozo, ima hang out with my girlfriend 😆

by Infrunami January 30, 2022

February 5th

A date that really means April 26th

Clarissa was born on February 5th (actually born on April 26th)

by Boxity April 2, 2022

February 3rd

February is national throw beans day

Its February 3rd so i get to throw beans.

by BEANS115 November 15, 2022