Protective head gear used whilst showering. A shower beret is similar to a traditional shower cap however this nifty little thing is made from rubber material and integrates the shape of a regular beret.
by ProductManager June 24, 2010
Get the Shower Beretmug. 
The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
by NWAS January 20, 2017
Get the shower mousemug. Similar feeling to sex, but it’s when a women takes off her clothes, rubs her wet pussy until it gets soaking wet and warm while thinking of sexual thoughts. Then she gets a rush of sexual pleasure and starts moaning out of pleasure and cums and creams and ejaculates all over herself while she fingers her dripping wet pussy.
It’s when a women masturbates her pussy and moans out of pleasure while she ejaculates all over her own body.
It’s when a women masturbates her pussy and moans out of pleasure while she ejaculates all over her own body.
Did you hear about Alexa last night?
Yes, she shower and moaned out of pleasure while she jizzed all over herself when she was rubbing her pussy.
Yup! The neighbors heard her moaning really loud
Yes, she shower and moaned out of pleasure while she jizzed all over herself when she was rubbing her pussy.
Yup! The neighbors heard her moaning really loud
by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023
Get the Showermug. by ooothatboi October 24, 2017
Get the freshman showermug. When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.
George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.
by Fat C April 19, 2022
Get the silent librarian showermug. by Kp118 November 17, 2022
Get the czech golden showermug.