Ethanitis

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.

Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.

by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022

ETHAN

Gay jew

ETHAN is gay Jew person

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

Ethan

a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch

me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt

by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024

Ethan

A really amazing person. They’ll open up to you without hesitation about their whole life even if you don’t know them the slightest bit. They are caring and very emotional, overwhelmingly emotional. Ethans always have something to say even if it’s not the right time to say something. Overall, Ethans are very problematic and don’t know their boundaries.

You’re just like Ethan, spiraling on about his emotions and negativity in his life.

by Confefi June 21, 2018

Ethan Clorox

A guy who likes eggs

My friend is an Ethan Clorox

by slimjimisfat November 7, 2019

ethan sheppard

a big ole flamer

hey you see that weird looking thing over there? Ya thats just ethan sheppard, that flamer

by dick cheese sandwich June 12, 2017

Ethan

A kid who makes bad choices

Chad: Did you see what Blake did at the party last night?
Stacy: Yeah, what a total Ethan

by chern0byl April 21, 2022