double dutch

the act of masturbating and finishing 2 times in rapid succession of the other.

Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"

by Haywood Jewblome September 7, 2013

Nepal Dutch Oven

The act of getting two girls with a fart fetish, then going to a frat party and 'hotboxing' the bathroom with your farts. Since they have a fart fetish, it will turn into a wicked orgy.

Hey, dude, I need to use the bathroom!

Not now, it's being used for a Nepal Dutch Oven.

by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024

dutch cow

Common term used to by train crew to describe humans on the tracks at risk of getting hit.

Looks like some Dutch cows out on the tracks, did you want to slow down?

by Neconeco October 6, 2022

Dutch-Beast

A man who takes lots of farts. It is attractive for the men, and gets them all horny.

Youre a Dutch-Beast!

by SerbianMadafaka May 12, 2016

Rumble dutch

Similar to the Dutch Rudder except passenger in car puts hand on drivers genitals as the driver runs over the rumble strips on the side of the highway creating a vibrating effect.

I love the commute home from work because my co-worker gives me a rumble dutch.

by Ned&Bigbone15 March 6, 2016

Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.

" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!

by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020

Dutch Radish

If a mundane pig was happy

Dax Shepard has the emotional capacity of a “Dutch Radish”

by Jax Kumdump February 17, 2022