The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.
by The OG Mikey Mike April 1, 2025
Get the Tatonka Drunkmug. We left the party before they got garage drunk.
When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.
When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.
by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019
Get the Garage Drunkmug. Danish people has been "lately" the must beer drinkers per inhabitant accurding how much a person drinks per year in Scandinavia.
by Openhygge July 13, 2017
Get the danish drunkmug. Vaping only when intoxicated.
by mermaidmamamilker October 25, 2023
Get the drunk vapingmug. Getting so drunk that you have to sleep with your jewelry jeans and tied shoes on because your shirt is all you can manage to get off
by B Scal November 18, 2017
Get the Rockstar Drunkmug. by Olivia Ernst November 1, 2023
Get the eras drunkmug. A drunk is a LOUD OR still person
Alcoholic drunks have an inner mental loud voice of termoil in there silence that can not be expressed or shared verbally written or via telepathy it's usually expressed in personal anger or personal rage towards themselves in private. Alcoholic drunks depend on being drunk and are addicted to the feel of drunkenness. Alcoholics are the Still drunks
another drunk is called a free Drunk which is also called a freed drunk they are happy fun and energetic and basically conscious of they're limit without hangovers and or internal body or mental damage. Freed drunks never become addicted to drinking. Freed drunks are sometimes extra loud.
Alcoholic drunks have an inner mental loud voice of termoil in there silence that can not be expressed or shared verbally written or via telepathy it's usually expressed in personal anger or personal rage towards themselves in private. Alcoholic drunks depend on being drunk and are addicted to the feel of drunkenness. Alcoholics are the Still drunks
another drunk is called a free Drunk which is also called a freed drunk they are happy fun and energetic and basically conscious of they're limit without hangovers and or internal body or mental damage. Freed drunks never become addicted to drinking. Freed drunks are sometimes extra loud.
Ive never been 'a drunk'
I'm happy I'm a free drunk
with this new world order I am happy to be considered a freed drunk than an Alcoholic drunk
I'm happy I'm a free drunk
with this new world order I am happy to be considered a freed drunk than an Alcoholic drunk
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
Get the A drunkmug.