1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"
"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."
"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."
"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009
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by bummlife May 7, 2011
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One with no male reproductive organ. Cannot compare to Daniel. Has a she-bat for a mother. Is best friends with the russian lady from cvs. But what really defines david is his lack of defintionalityeness. To define david would mean to define eveything and nothing. Which apparantly i just have :(.
David Gifford is:ugry, for ree, asian, hwilo, halo, cod 4, mw2, black hops, giffy, teh gifford, le gifford, teh giffordor--or-er-esness.
by Imiinte June 5, 2011
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by IsisalyO_O September 24, 2011
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Get the David WholeBanger mug.ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
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