Christian

Often name of criminal thieves, and sex offenders

He touched my get, he is a christian

by Gthe3e May 3, 2023

christian

christian is this hot guy and he makes eye contact with you 24/7. you hope he likes you but your not for sure. he lives on a dairy farm but he’s not a farmer kid at all. he’s really hot.

damn, is that christian? he’s so hot.

by anonymous March 11, 2023

christian

a handsome guy with a beautiful smile that light up a room a laugh that makes you happy and eyes like no one else it so hard not to fall in love with him

have you ever fallen in love ? if so with who ? i feel in love and its been the best feeling ever thank you christian for making everyday a better day then the day before i love you christian <3

by blueheart_ rivas 17 February 2, 2022

Christian Pulisic

The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game

Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.

by ENoscatt January 6, 2024

Christian

big
bulging
bulky
chunky
heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
roly-poly
solid
stout
swollen
beefy
brawny
burly
corpulent
dumpy
elephantine
fleshy
gargantuan
heavyset
jelly-belly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike

"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"

by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023

Christian Central Academy

A school that treats white females like angels, other females like humans, white males like dogs, and other males like donkeys.

You hear of all the 11th grade girls at Christian Central Academy getting pregnant?

by Aaron Canales December 15, 2021

christian

christian is a nice,kind,cute, and shy sometimes he will always be there for you no matter what and will never cheat on you helps you through life's problems and would sacrifice himself for you even if you push him away he will always help you he's a goof ball mostly and makes a lot of mistakes will always have big dreams and never give up loves video games loves cuddles and is pure he could have low self esteem at the time and won't let you know just to keep you happy also is a little protective and will stand up for you

random person: christian's girl sucks she's so ugly
christian: *grabs shirt collar* now listen here don't talk about my girl or i'ma knock you out.
random person: OK OK just don't hurt me.

by lucifer 33442 May 7, 2019